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Tie the knot

1. To get married.

2. Two gay men tying their dicks together for pleasure.
Example 1:

Keith: Jessica and I are finally going to tie the knot!
Tyrone: That's great, congratulations on getting married soon!

Example 2:
Guy: Rick and I are about to tie the knot.
Tammy: *Excitement* You guys are getting married?!
Guy: No we are just going to go home and tie our dicks together.
by Darien5 February 17, 2021
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Knotty Vegan

A vegan who loves animals so much that they engage in sex with their pet.
I had no idea she was a knotty vegan bro, that shit really grosses me out.
by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020
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Knorrig

A very adorable plush pig from IKEA. This pig looks just like Wilbur from Charlotte’s web.
My sister loves her knorrig so much!
by Klhooper213 July 3, 2019
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Sugondese Knots

Crafted from the fibers of various tree nuts and tied using traditional Bofasim technique, Sugondese Knots represent the industrious spirit of a people’s culture that spans millennia.

The material is sturdy, structured, and durable, all while maintaining a malleable shape. Resembling two large walnuts in a pouch, Sugondese Knots can be utilized in a multitude of manners. According to the Sugondese customs, sharing Sugondese Knots is warmly welcomed and encouraged — it is not uncommon to have your neighbor’s Sugondese Knots and your significant other’s Sugondese Knots at the same time. These knots are deeply rooted in Sugondese day-to-day lifestyles. At work, its expected to keep any new hires’s Sugondese Knots in the boss’s office until a promotion is awarded. At competitive pastimes, winners are encouraged to stand in public with their trophy and the loser’s Sugondese Knots.
The methodology behind harvesting tree nut fibers and processing them into a rope that can only be tied using one singular technique is why everyone cannot get enough of Sugondese Knots.
Winston Woston: “Thats a durable rope and extremely intricate looking knot design! Where can I get one of those?!”

Bofa High Priest: “approach me in the evening.. ill guide you to Sugondese Knots. You can even bring your family and ill ensure their journey to Sugondese Knots”
by Dusty Knuckles September 2, 2022
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Fisherman's Knot

The promptly tied, mess avoiding, knot made at the open end of a sperm filled condom. The knot is tied quickly upon withdrawal and unsheathing the penis to avoid any leakage of errant cum.
After nutting up full the reservoir end of his lamb skin sheath, Dan quickly pulled out and secured his load with a Fisherman's Knot.
by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2016
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Korten Stuff

A phrase that can be used to describe illegal activities such as underage drinking as well as driving excessively fast.

"Korten Stuff" can also be used as a synonym for classy stuff, such as Bud Light.
Anybody up for doing korten stuff tonight?
by Alek Taraskewich June 22, 2008
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Don Knotts

Damn,Rocco, dat lady det be yo boss, she a Don Knotts bitch,huh?
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 15, 2017
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