knob jockey 

a man who likes a cock up their bum hole

every gay man is a knob jockey

knob jockey by Healy-the-smackhead November 5, 2004

Knob Jockey 

Basically someone who rides a penis (like a jockey).
Typically used by heterosexual males towards other heterosexual males as an offence (or in jest) suggesting that they are in fact homosexuals, and are Broke back cowboys.... ie: knob jockeys.

"Why are you on girly websites like this one, have you gone broke back on us or what?... ya knob jockey!"
(nb: excused only if this website, and others alike, was left open by your wife or significant other)
(nb: NOT excused if she is not significant
OR if she is a HE!)

Knob Jockey by u r a knobjockey March 20, 2008

Bollocking Knob Jockey 

A person who does not abide by the basic human principles, they influence bad behaviours among surrounding people; Often the younger generation

Person 1: “Why are they doing that?”

Person 2: “They are a Bollocking Knob Jockey, they can’t help it”

Person 1: “Oh, ok. I understand now. Thank you!”

Person 2: “Your welcome”

Bollocking Knob Jockey by A total slag March 31, 2022

knobjocky

alexandender waterlander

some one who likes knobs

knobjocky by zakman August 29, 2003

IT knob jockey 

Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.

Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'

Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'

Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'

IT knob jockey by Savolicious November 11, 2011

knobjokey 

A person who makes jokes about door and cabinet knobs, but is often misunderstood to be a knobjockey.

Did you hear the hilarious one that knobjokey told about the oak door who met the elm cabinet?

knobjokey by Trae C. March 21, 2008

knob-jockey 

a person who rides a knob, specifically their own.

your some knob-jockey

knob-jockey by ShaS February 26, 2003