Klontz 

Close like a horse shoe, a hand granade or nuclear war.

That was so klontz!

Klontz by barrazjazz November 9, 2020

kootz 

the act of getting absolutely shmacked.

“bro last night i was so kootzed i woke up on my front lawn naked”

kootz by steftristin123 July 19, 2021

Klutz 

An incredibly incredible person who happens to be born with a slight hand-eye coordination problem and maybe possibly dropped something every once and a while.

1.) Hey look over there, its a Klutz, I wish I could be like him.

2.) God, that klutz is so awesome.

Klutz by Salivia August 29, 2009

klootzak  

phonetic english pronounced "clawed-sac", Dutch word (mainly used in Flanders, Belgium). translated literaly to English : Ballsack.

Usually translated as : Asshole or Bastard

Wat een klootzak!!! (What an/a Asshole/Bastard!!!)
Wie is die klootzak nu weer? (Who's that Asshole/Bastard?)

klootzak by MadBelgian May 6, 2008

Klutzy Slut 

Usually a white bimbo, as the word dictates -

1) She's Klutzy
1a) She's a Ditz with big tits
2) She's slutty or flirty
3) Craves to be owned and objectified

4) High maintenance
5) Can also be a teen

Oh she's just a Klutzy Slut

Klutzy Slut by AlphaWolfBdsm February 19, 2020

klotzle 

to be tricked into believing that made-up words on the internet are real words.

I got klotzled into thinking that klotzle was a real word.

klotzle by stan gerx January 17, 2008

klote 

Iets wat je gebruikt om nadruk te leggen op iets dat je niet heel erg fijn vindt.

Als je aan het gamen bent en je broertje stoort je, alweer: "Hou nou je klote bek eens dicht, ik probeer deze eindbaas te verslaan!"
Als je geen zin in je huiswerk hebt: "Klote school, klote boeken, klote leven, klote maatschappij, klote sociaal doen."

klote by LordMarshal January 25, 2016