Will pound you so good that you lose all function of your legs for a long time because he did you so good
"Bro come on are you drunk? Why can't you walk straight?" "Oh sorry. My boyfriend pulled a dirty kolten last night, it was wicked"
by krillman December 6, 2020
Get the dirty kolten mug.A Kolten is that guy you meet a fall in love with the second you see him. But then you get to know him better and turns out to be a un-loving un-loyal bf or friend and after you brake up you finally realize that he was only dating you because of you are a hotting and for your ass. KOLTENS ARE TOTAL FUCKBOYS
Alyssa: Omg i met this guy and I just broke up with him and he just dated me for my ass and cuz I was hot
Jayda: that is a Kolten
Jayda: that is a Kolten
by UISHOh February 16, 2018
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by Becaaa82 January 3, 2017
Get the Kolten mug.The term for being high on pot and tripping on coricidin cough and cold have haveing severe cotton mouth and trying to express saying it but you are too messed up and it comes out laugh out loud funny.
by Cough and COld December 15, 2008
Get the kootenmooth mug.kolten he is usually a faggot and has that tone of voice everyone hates he also run like a retarded anime character and has black hair so he can hide his galaxy buds and dates all them black people and also loves his wish ramen noodle outfits
kolten that dumb faggot.
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