Sea kloof

When the doctor takes your foreskin and puts it on your balls for extra cushioning

Hey bro u needa get a sea kloof

by #chisolms better October 12, 2021

Kloom

(n) rectal residue that which lies upon the sacred ring.

After whiping, Donny whiped his ass and noticed there was kloom still among his sacred ring.

by FCG4LIFE December 7, 2006

kloosy-kloosing

(Verb)
1) A word originating in Syracuse commonly referring to a man with no fallous (no cock) who drifts around bars attempting to finger unsuspecting boys.
2) See billy

Kloosy-kloosing is for faggots.

Don't kloosy-kloos me, I'm not a faggot.

Why are you klooy-kloosing me, I will not let you blow me. faggot.

by hot sizzle May 9, 2005

Kloog

To shit unexpectedly where out walking

I've just kloog my pants

by White Van Man March 28, 2008

kloop

the name of an infamous turd who hangs out in #neohangout under the screen-name "Kloop the Swirly Turd". He often flings poop at people. He's annoying.

Kloop_the_Swirly_Turd: *flings poop at you*

by EarthboundEspeon June 7, 2003

Klooster

One of the weirdest people you will ever meet. They usually have red hair and they re first name is usually Allison

Dat was a klooster walking down over there

by natedawg October 8, 2016

kloos

A blonde girl who goes out with a buy for a year and a half and gives him nothing. When the guys friend plays with her for a day and gets everything.

Wow, shes such a kloos.

by Erich April 28, 2004