Kloche

(kl-O-sh) An adjective describing something that is ridiculously fantastic or awesome.

That movie was kloche.

That was a kloche roller coaster

by SHLURBIN October 14, 2013

Koah

The definition of true love.

"Yo look at koah, theyre so in love"
"I know, otp"

by Gwnnyff September 22, 2018

Koah

An absolute asshole.
Will go out of his way to degrade someone and laugh about it.
Fatass koolaid man.

Damn, stop being a koah.

by forlorn_sasquatch January 2, 2020

klahowya

a school. ppl consist of 7 main roups=

1.The Scary Homicidal PPL(emo)-the kids who are always talking about the mayan calander and shit.

2. The MommaShoppers-the kids who still get dressed by their mom. The "nerds".

3. The IQ nonsexuals-the ppl who are so obsessed with their brains they lose all hope for a partner EVER

4. The Normal ppl-the kids who just wanna be left alone. they arent popular, but they arent donkeys either. Respect!

5. The Jocks-the sports freaks

6. The MarchingBanders-these kids may seem like the weirdos at times, but theyre badass and have enof friends to take u out. watch out

7. The ZumiezHomiez-ppl who go shopping like every week and always have new DC/Osiris/Dakine/whatever else clothing. naturally good hearted and funny

The teachers go from good/fabulous-devil. Kids go from satanic-cool. If you go to klahowya, you kno what im talking about. ;)

Klahowya Cliques-
1. "hey u wanna see me blow up this fake model of the earth?" "sure ya only if you watch me blow up this model of you." "ok"

2."Hey you wanna check out my WOW level 4oo billion at my house?"

"No, im not allowed at other ppls houses. too much dust, im alergic. anyway, ur a noob and id PWN u"

3."Hey you wanna date me?"
"eww no i cant afford to waste my life on love and friendship"

4. "Hey how r u?"
"good"

5."Hey wanna go to the mall?"
"No, i have about 6 baseball/swimming practices after school"

6."Hey, where's my flute????"
"Up your ass"

7."Hey whaz happenin burrito?"
"brada you suck in a good way"

by Me>then the Haterz11123 July 9, 2009

Klahp

When having sexual intercourse and you hear the clapping sound of two persons thighs smacking each other; another word for sex derived from the south; sexual intercourse.

ex 1: "Dang dog, me and my homie James about to go klahp these two girls straight from the back."

ex2: "Yo I just heard you klahpping in the other room."

by Willie Fresh February 21, 2009

pete kloak

(Noun) Someone known for flaking on, but not limited to; Friday beers, spank sessions and anything to do with DA BOYZ. They are commonly found wearing a collar and leash and always in close proximity to bae. Also commonly have foot fetishes.

I was waiting on my boy to Eiffel Tower this broad but then he pulled a Pete Kloak.

by purple rain chuck February 19, 2020

klohe

A girl that is very pretty with a bad personality. She makes new friends and loses old ones. She gets herself wrapped up in argument that she can't do herself so she uses other people.

"Ugh it's that Klohe person, she completely threw me under the bus then made friends with new people."

by I am no one March 15, 2017