Klepto

A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.

Many Kleptos steal things from work.

Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.

– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…

See also: PTOboy tourettes

by Fred March 30, 2004

Lighter Klepto

One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.

<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>

Where is that lighter!?

Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.

Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.

by dismalvoyage October 18, 2008

Klean Kut

An Individual, predominately Black, that always has a Klean Kut, usually in reference to hair, and overall body image. He is very nice to look at, but BAD NEWS. Not only are they Klean Kut, but these type of males tend to engage in intercourse with numerous females or males. At times they play with the emotions of innocent females, causing them to get attached and then they just leave them hanging...STAY AWAY FROM KLEAN KUT INDIVIDUALS!!!

I Have dated a Klean Kut Individual, things started off great, but then I saw his true colors.

by Vaseline Girl February 5, 2009

Klea

badass bitch. is beautiful as HELL. will make your life sweeter. likes to prank other people.

Person 1: I'm meeting up with Klea
Person 2: Ah, i understand.

by rebeccagorod April 29, 2021

klep

A person who is suspected of stealing or a gigantic prick

Person A: Hey dude you hear bout that kid who tried to steal the homeless dudes money

Person B: Yeah what a fucking klep.

by Drumbatron September 17, 2013

kleip

to see a teacher outside of school

The other day i kleiped Mr. Fife in a dream

by Gammie and Wells April 12, 2008

kleptoflameiac

A pothead who has an uncontrollable and often unconscious desire to remove the lighters from unsuspecting fellow smokers.

"Give me back my spark you kleptoflameiac!"

by Johnny Leatherlungs March 1, 2009