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Check Kiting 

Referencing a personal bank account, the account holder will write a check knowing there is no money in the account in the hopes that by the time the check reaches the bank there will be money in the account. This system can also apply to cashing a check from an account and then depositing some of the cash in the same account in order to cover a previously written hot check. And repeating this process several times until the account holders gets paid.
POKER TABLE - Kiting someones checks means borrowing or taking chips from another player in order to play.
Jesus, I've been check kiting for three days. I need to hurry up and get paid.

After Tommy busted out of the game he kited like 2 dimes in checks from me to keep playing. He won it all back and then some!
Check Kiting by Jacklemen Hearse August 16, 2008
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kirstinated 

The critical point of drunkeness immediatley before medical assistance is required.
'Fuck,i cant wake her up.she's totally kirstinated!'
'Oh fucking jesus,does she have a pulse?'
'no!'
kirstinated by GEORGE COSTANZA January 30, 2005
Related Words
kirtin Kirking kirstin Kirti kirin Kiting kirkin Kirtika Kirstine Kirtan
Verb: The act of walking around without footwear, especially when outdoors or in public. Going barefoot.
It is painful to be kurting on a hot day.

"Did you lose your shoes?" "Nah, I'm just kurting it."
kurting by Jon Wittershins May 28, 2020

Kirstine 

Kirstine is slang for a very beautiful and caring girl, ususally blonde. A Kirstine always got perfect round boobs.
Kirstine by E-BOY! February 3, 2010
a beautiful girl, who will always love you no matter what. she is awesome and you would be lucky to have a kirstin. keep her in your life forever and ever!
I saw a girl today, she was beautiful.
It was a Kirstin then
Kirstin by bubby_love February 11, 2010
The act of playing Mario Kart, usually by dorky nintendo fanboys.
Daniel: you kartin' tonight?
Matt: No way, I'm going to go and play chess instead!
Kartin by fatguyonalittlebike January 29, 2009