Kirstan 

An educated, effervescent, elusive and enigmatic woman. They tend to have a positive attitude and are disinterested in those without. Also tend to be pretty, tall (primarily due to heals) and thin in stature with thick blond hair. Due to their elusivity, it is a difficult to win their attention and affection. Once one does manage to acquire their interest, the rewards are great.

YO, Check out that chick over there, I talked to her the other day at the bistro, and she is definitely a Kirstan

Kirstan by Peonies June 14, 2013

Kristian 

Kind , Loving , can be a little annoying. Will go out of their way to embarrass themself for others. Loud , violent and Agressive but can be really funny and entertaining.

Kristian is a great person to be around.

Kristian by Oml 101 May 18, 2019

Kristian 

The most understated name in history, normally owned by only the most epically awesome, amazing, sexy, cultured, blunt, witty and intelligent people.
Kristians start off life with a huge amount of patience but are usually worn down into grumpy gits over time simply by one stupid question, see example.
Unfortunately the name Kristian (for the males) has had a reputation beat down in recent times, see google images with safe search off, and Eastenders and Hollyoaks characters.
Ever defiant, Kristians will no doubt embark on a Krusade to claim back the manliness of the title bestowed upon them as they never take shit off anyone, which can be detrimental to their life in many cases.
Kristians are a very misunderstood group due to their immense bluntness mostly by pussies who can't take being told about life in black and white, they are simple but intelligent beings and are believed to be the descendants of higher beings from a time long forgotten.

Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age below 20): ''no''

Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age above 20): ''no I'm a fukin Mooooslim!'' useually folllowed by ''that ruined your crap joke didn't it''

Kristian by Mornin'! September 16, 2010

Kirstiana 

She so sweet, and kind, and pretty. Like.. Beyond the boundaries of beautiful. She's amazing. She's funny and cares way too much. She gets taken advantage of easily. Trust issues.

Boy 1: Wow, she's gorgeous.

Boy 2: Not even close compared to Kirstiana.

Kirstiana by theworldgoesroundeveryfuhhreak June 30, 2011

Ku Klux Kristian 

Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.

I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.

Ku Klux Kristian by Pointer of the Obvious January 2, 2009

Kristianna 

She is rude and very sassy but if you get on her good side you will see that she is not that bad.She is sometimes bossy but she likes to control people. She is The MotherFucking Queen.

Kristianna is the MotherFucking Queen mess with her and you die

Kristianna by https://www.dictionary.com November 3, 2017

kristian 

a fucking legend with a huge cock and is so sexy. he's good at all sports and smart as well. all round good bloke

Kristian gives me a pulsing orgasm every time i see him

kristian by pussyfaggotcumslut6969 August 9, 2021