Kirk

KIRK: or To kirk: an Attractive gay male that has ability to turn str8 men gay.

DUDE, don't hang around him, he is a kirk.

ya hang around that kirk and you will be sucking dick by morning.

by freak-maggot May 01, 2010

Kirk

a trekkie that sits behind a desk whilst pretending they are at the "helm"

While sitting at his desk Kirk was a million light years away shooting Klingons at warp speed!!!!!!

by Buck Burrmeister September 15, 2006

Kirk

Kirk is a pussy type boy, he was a pussy then and now , ABM how. He's scared of arpits

Fuck my kirk

by Syigsody August 12, 2019

Kirk

A cheater on games.

*Playing on SvR2010*

Kirk (3 weeks ago): *Spear* *DDT* *Spear* *Spear* *DDT* *Slide out of ring*

Player 2 (Current time): *Spear* *DDT* *Spear* *Spear* *DDT* *Slide out of ring*

Kirk (Current time): "CHEATER YA CANT THAT DO THAT! I NEVER DID THAT! *puts pad down seething with anger*

by PhilCrustybum September 22, 2011

Kirk

To lie, front, or cap

That motha f*cka was striaght kirkin on my shit.

by We Rep the Pine May 22, 2006

Kirk

An jerk-off roommate who eats all the shrimp and takes the good california rolls and leaves you with the shitty ones, even though you paid for them. Also he steals your guitar and amps and claims them as his own.

"Man I finally had to move out of that apartment, I was tired of getting Kirked!"

by Angry Room-mate February 06, 2010

Kirk

If u would find a Kirk you would be the luckiest woman alive,Kirk is the most sweetest, amazing, caring, loving and athletic person you will ever meet

You will be very lucky to find a Kirk

by Da_White_Ape_14 May 16, 2019