Kirchie

A name describing someone's unbelievable beauty. It is a step above words like beautiful, and angelic.

Jessica you are above beautiful; you are kirchie.

by Dtaivpp October 16, 2011

Scary Kirchner

When a guy, usually a ginger, fingers a girls belly-button. Either as a pre-game move, or while they are fucking. The girl is often taken by surprise.

He gave her a Scary Kirchner while they were fucking last night...now she won't even look at him.

by BravoBandit October 25, 2010

kirchberg

An ungodly hairy catwoman residing in the Marine Corps

Guy 1: DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Guy 2: oh thats just a Kirchberg
Guy 1: Man, it looks like Mr. Ed had sex with that snarf thing from the thundercats

by Mr. Pihb May 5, 2008

kirchoff

God, or something similar

I pray to Kirchoff

by Theveninloveskirchoff April 3, 2017

kitchon

a kitchen located in an OFFICE setting.

THERE ARE 5 BUCKETS OF JIMMY JOHNS PICKLES IN THE KITCHON ON 18 CAUSE THEY MESSED UP THE ORDER

by walt_nastie January 2, 2019

kirchmier

Basically a perfect wolf pack!
If your a Kirchmier you are part of a large and growing family. These people can fight amongst themselves and still remain tight! If an outsider messes with a member of the pack, they will come in droves! A Kirchmier is tall and well spoken. They can run with the foxes and the hounds. A Kirchmeir is able to drink copious amounts of alcohol and continue to function as well as they are sober.

A female Kirchmier is easy on the eyes. Place them on a warm beach and they will become one with the ocean. Female Kirchmeir = Mermaid

Don’t mess with that Kirchmier! That would be a dumb ass move.

I had a few drinks and couldn’t keep up with Kirchmeir!

by RainbowUnicornButterflyKitten December 11, 2019

kerchortle

A mix between laughing, snorting, crying, dying, choking, and wheezing.

I was hitting it in the back so good he started to kerchortle

by MassiveShlongDave March 19, 2020