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Kimmie Syndrome 

When one goes into a vegetative state by choice.
I dropped my queso and soon after I developed Kimmie Syndrome.
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she is an amazing person. that well always cheer you up,and you can not stay mad at her at all. SHE IS NOT A BASIC WHITE GIRL
person_I AM MAD AT YOU

kimmie_haha you can’t be mad.

person_haha i am not anymore
kimmie by sup bros April 13, 2019
The art of missing one theft while reviewing another theft.
“I was reviewing CCTV and totally got kimmied.”

“At least you didn’t get kimmied”
Kimmied by BipolarSoviet July 6, 2020
I saw kaiomie kill gilbert at 8:00am in the evening
kaiomie by Kaiomie September 17, 2020
Kniomie is a very kind, caring, funny, sweet, pure hearted and generous friend. She tends to put those who she loves before her and always looks out for everyone. Kniomie has the best personality and gets attached quickly and easily and finds it hard to let go. If you tend to try leave kniomie she won’t beg you to stay, she will let you go this doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you, she just wants you to be free and happy and do whatever you want no matter how much she loves you. Kniomie loves to talk roadman and has banging music taste, kniomie is amazing with advice and the bestest friend you will ever have, never let a kniomie pass by! she is also a big simp for someone with the initial J and has a very sexy best friend called Georgia. If Kniomie truly loves you she will love you with her all and completely. Kniomie tends to overthink A LOT. Kniomie is the type of perosn to put her struggles aside to make others happy and help them. She has a heart of gold. No matter how many times you break her she would be the type of person to still love you and wipe the tears off your face. Kniomie may get took advantage of many times because of her kindness. When Kniomie is annoyed or angry she knows how to speak up for herself Kniomie will write big paragraphs and she knows how to shut you up. Kniomie can tend to say stuff she doesn’t mean, but never take what she says to heart. If you find a kniomie you are so lucky and you should appreciate and hold on to her with everything you have.
Person 1: Do you know Kniomie?
Person 2: Yes she’s amazing, i’m so lucky to have her in my life.
Kniomie by Iola108 February 2, 2021
To magically injure oneself fairly badly, when it shouldn’t have been possible. As if you are an accident magnet.
I pulled a Kimmie. I cut myself holding a book. I concussed myself with my freezer door. I triped up stairs and sprained my knee.
Kimmie by IknowKim June 7, 2021