king dangle

when a penis is at maximum length whilst flacid.

"i fluffed my penis and now it's at king dangle"
"after doing the helicopter for a few seconds, my dick is at king dangle"

by jswiss October 3, 2009

King Diamond

God

Poser: WTF is that freddy kruger looking shit on your shirt?
Me: That's King FUCKING Diamond you dumbfuck.

by WickedMystic February 24, 2010

On King David

On god; be for real

Mrs. Miller is the goofiest teacher, On King David!

by Ara665 September 6, 2022

King Dice

the hottest boss in cup head

P1: simping for a literal fucking dice feels sinful

P2: nah you have every right to simp for him, he’s fucking hot

by kill_furfags June 21, 2021

Fuck the King Day

This is a new official holiday on the 21st January every year.
Anyone is allowed to fuck the king on this day.

Hey,did you know Fuck the King Day is today?

Yeah, I'm ready!

by Trollerio December 20, 2022

King Ding-a-Ling

King Ding-a-Ling is THE MAN. The man who not only has the exceptionally large penis, but also (and most importantly) possesses the knowledge & skill to use it properly.

There's no need to cry over a man... unless he's King Ding-a-Ling with the 12" swing.

by little miss aura December 28, 2005

king diamond

Born Kim Bendix Petersen in Denmark, King Diamond was the singer in Mercyful Fate before forming his own band. Famous for his multi-octave range, supposed association with LaVey Satanism and having a greater lyrical talent than many native English speakers.

King Diamond is your lord and master.

by TimFS October 24, 2004