Kindergarten

The place I need to stay 50 meters away from

I only touched the kindergarten-kid once!

by Uncle_The_Sketchy_Guy April 15, 2020

kindergarten crush

A crush you had on someone when you were in kindergarten.

I remember Tori my first kindergarten crush.

by Kris Pulz April 23, 2008

kindergarten booty

when one finishes using the bathroom and accidentally tucks their skirt down the back of their underwear (i.e. as a kindergartener would do unknowingly).

Kathy got a big 'ole butt, and when she has kindergarten booty it's like a solar eclipse!!!

by south quad OGs' August 4, 2007

Kindergarten Complex

When a person adds a needless definition to a free public dictionary already filled with tons of extraneous words and phrases. See retard

"Kindergarten complex. Who the hell needs to know that word?" cried Johnny.

by Rachel May 13, 2005

Kindergarten Gamer

A person who plays video games in a kindergarten fashion.

My cusin Josh is a Kindergarten gamer because he plays a FPS in third person.

by Andrew_86037 July 3, 2006

Kindergarten project

Getting a girl to suck you off, pull out right before you ejaculate and cum any design you prefer on her face. The next step requires you to blow glitter all over the girls face. Finally, give the girl a little shake to knock off any excess glitter, and your project is complete.

Kindergarten project

by Zane & Charlotte July 7, 2010

Kindergarten cock

A really small dick!

Damn you have a kindergarten cock!

by Normalnametaken October 7, 2013