kimbo slice

Big, dumb gorill'er, possibly of the silverback species, that fights against men in MMA. Between matches it is kept in a cage and fed bananas. It is theorized it may be the missing link between man and ape.

Back in more ignorant times, it was thought that women would be raped by silverback gorillas, known as kimbo slice, in the wild, but thanks to Jane Goodell, we know that chimps named Chris Brown smacking a bitch is the only simian threat.

by baron von hugendong the second October 9, 2009

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Kimbo Mumbo

A short manchild with destructive tendancies. Runs around in circles attacking anyone in sight and eats anything he sees, including human skin. Has connections to Elon Musk and probably Kim Jong-Un too. If given the chance he could end the world via nuclear warheads and inappropriate sexual tension. A true force to be reckoned with.

Oh no it's Kimbo Mumbo, we gotta get out of here or he'll kidnap, beat and eat us!

by notbencowan June 15, 2020

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kimbo

a beard thats been growing for quite some time

i havnt shaved in 5 weeks, rockin a kimbo

by evan met November 27, 2009

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Kimbo

A Kimbo is a person mainly of Asian or African descent. Is pretty fucking tired of being compared to Kimbo Slice. Usually a nice, charming, complex personality who loves excitement and may come off as weird at times. Has some anger issues. Usually nice if you dont piss him off. Is lazy schoolwise but is pretty hardworking in his interests in life. A hands on learner. If youre friends with one your a lucky bastard, but if youre hated by one thenm you better watch your actions.

Alex: Hey you know who Kimbo is?
Denzel: Yea hes this chill Asian guy I know. Abit annoying though. But funny.

by The Great Emperor CK November 29, 2013

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