not even kidding

what i just have told ou was not a joke

You know , yesterday , i fucked 3 women , not even kidding.

by bloodywizard June 16, 2016

Kiddo

Another name for calling someone a kid. Someone who is most likely younger then you.

Hey *kiddo* how are you

by not_today_satan November 14, 2018

kiddie diddler

the "diddling" of children, also known as child molestation

Hank's a total kiddie diddler.

by Anon1351467 March 22, 2012

Just Kidding Family

Participants who engage and force themselves to be included in family affairs and / or family events of which they are not blood related nor are they actually a part of said family via marriage. We label these individuals as "Just Kidding Family". These individuals often do not see or cannot separate truth from reality.

Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.

Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you

Just Kidding Family

by thanksinadvance May 25, 2010

kidavelly

Wet rapper wo gets violated on instagram lives. gets mocked by pc gang and has no bands. has an empty fridge, pc gang ordered £4k of takeaway to his house.

Trevor: “it’s so wet out triple triple triple”
PC Josh: “So wet like Kidavelly”

by pc.okudembe January 16, 2019

Script-Kiddie

An inexperienced and unskilled "hacker" (see hacker) using pre-fabricated scripts in order to break into computer networks, hence he carries just enough knowledge to be considered dangerous, should he be successful, but often is a failure.

That guy thinks he's leet? the guy couldn't program a batch file. he's a script-kiddie!!

by THE PAGAN WOLF April 27, 2003

kiddie puddle

To masturbate with a group of two and more people (both male and/or female) and ejaculate into a one puddle of everyone's cum.

Person: Want to make a kiddie puddle?
Group of people: Hell yeah!

by NoNoNoNoNoooo December 28, 2008