keyboard catting

When you play Grand Theft Auto 5 on PC and use keyboard and mouse

My controller broke so I'm keyboard catting

by Lolsack04 July 17, 2017

Keyboard Cat

A little fluffy ginger cat which can play the keyboard. It was popular on the internet in early 2008, 2010 and later.

The keyboard cat is a cute meme

by Dropped My Idiot September 5, 2017

cockblocking keyboard

The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.

Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!

by itcouldhappen--neversaynever September 13, 2011

kevlon

Tough and slippery.

(see also teflar)

He took punch after punch and they still couldn't hold him - that guy's made of kevlon.

by Anthony Sheppard February 8, 2007

Keyboard Smash

Normally written in response to a real life event or online post. Used to express a sense of powerful speechlessness where words will not do the subject justice. It can be used to communicate joy or anger or another extreme emotion.

---: a;.ihgk.djghdkig;aeoirugteslkrjgna.krgu;oesriug

I do not have words for this. I just. No words.

. . . apart from this was PERFECT!

---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!

by gdkitty July 28, 2011

Keyboard Steamer

When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.

Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!

by mikeywalnuts March 6, 2009

Keyboard Smoothie

Adj.

First defined by Adam Young
A "Keyboard Smoothie" is an ambient, easy going, and graceful piece of music played completely on a synthesizer with the occasional grand piano in the mix.

Hey, have you heard this Keyboard Smoothie by Port Blue?

by Rychotech November 4, 2011