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marry the ketchups

It's where you pour a half full bottle of ketchup into another half full bottle so you have one full bottle
Um, I wanted to get here early to marry the ketchups.
by kbaderak September 30, 2011
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Ketchup Water

The most vile and disgusting thing found on Earth. Often a result of laziness due to a lack of shaking a ketchup bottle before spewage onto a plate of fries or hamburger.
I would rather drink diarrhea vomited from your mother's ass after being fermented in a hippos vagina for 8000 years than ketchup water touch my fries.
by PeeJayAych January 12, 2008
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Benjamin Ketchup

A cardboard cutout of a ketchup bottle with Benjamin Franklins head on it

A recurring character on Unus Annus
Mark: "Oh I'd ride Benjamin Ketchup like a hurricane"
by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021
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Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup

When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.
Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.
by theinstigator June 3, 2016
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katchi

A nice caressing massage. From an old Louisiana Indian term for ‘loving touch.’
She gave me katchi.
by Sorin Acela December 31, 2017
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Fat Girl Ketchup

Ranch Dressing
the ubiquitous condiment in food service, usually accompanied with a diet soda.

Props to the bitterwaitress community
Need another basket of fries, with a side of fat girl ketchup
by DonRon August 11, 2010
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Kethia

She a beautiful girl , she a really good singer and dancer . You will never be bored if you with her . She a sweetheart, but if you bother her watch out. She very stylish and she never go outside with ugly clothes . Everybody love her lips. If you have her in your life your very lucky !
Kethia is the bae
by CGOHWIBGG July 25, 2014
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