kosher kebab kunts

The epitome of cancer, but in Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer. These Turkish pillocks are the people who (usually) hack money into their game then ram genuine good players off the road with their shitty Skodas or their loaned Renault trucks. These baklava biting bastards are to Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer what Russians are to Counter-Strike: Global Offensive: avoid them at all costs.

Genuine Trucker 1: Where you off to dude?
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh, just Duisb-
Kosher Kebab Kunt: *rams Genuine Trucker 2*
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh my god FUCK OFF, I can't stand you dumbass kosher kebab kunts!!
Kosher Kebab Kunt: XDDDDD AFEDERSİNİZ, DEĞİL!!!!!
Genuine Trucker 1: *reports Kosher Kebab Kunt*

5 minutes later...

System: No action was taken against player Kosher Kebab Kunt 1633.

by Jakercut June 21, 2018

careful kusher

a careful kusher is someone who smokes weed but doesn't want everyone to know. they want to maintain a good reputation and actually care about morals, but they don't mind getting a little #baked every once in a while

"Do you know Alex?"
"Yeah, she's such a careful kusher."

by closetstonerJB September 7, 2016

The Kosher Crooner

An elderly man with a YouTube channel called 'The Kosher Crooner' where he sings songs and plays his guitar. He is Jewish and delightful.

"Hey do you watch The Kosher Crooner?"
"No."
"Bog off."

by patrioticpakistani March 5, 2023

Keep it kosher

Keep things friendly, or just not vulgar. It’s basically just saying calm tf down or just walk away.

Keep it kosher there’s kids around, just chill out brad and chad.

by DAB#2 November 29, 2019

kosher

To be genuine and/or legitimate.

She consulted lawyers to make sure everything was kosher.

by Kat, that's me! December 11, 2016

kosher

Derived from the Hebrew word "kasher," which means "proper" or "pure.".

Although it is most commonly used in describing the dietary law of the old testiment or torah, it can be used fully interchangeably with "proper" or "pure" or even "lawful".

A high volume of youth have started using it as a slang for "cool" or "chill".

This meat is kosher.

Would you believe that "in her eyes", this is perfectly kosher?

by abgo July 26, 2009

Kester

An inventive and innovative software engineer. Commonly heard throughout the video game industry.

Dude, if only we had a Kester to help us finish this title.

by skookum42 February 4, 2010