Kermit Stan

Kermit stans are people who devote their life for Kermit.
They love and worship him.

I'm a Kermit stan because I love him and watch all of his shows.

by RiverDirt September 1, 2021

i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself

kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019

kermit sewerside

What you do when Chloe falls on her face in front of the whole school and makes everyone think that u are dating the clumsy uncoordinated giraffe

Damn u need to go home and Kermit sewerside

by Dinodicbitchboi September 17, 2017

kermit

Kermit- a person with someone else's hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.

Don't worry, that Kermit is just a corporate stooge.

I am sick of all the Kermit politicians.

by Doc Dro November 1, 2015

Kermits Neck

When wiping ones arse your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your rectum!

My arse is sore from a week of Kermits Necks

by Steve Hall November 16, 2004

kermit

A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.

Only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.

by stan_der_man March 3, 2010

Kermit Kombat

When someone picks a fight with Kermit the Frog. Taken from newgrounds.com. Under 18? Don't go there.

Dude: Hey Kermit you suck!
Kermit: Well, we should engage in KERMIT KOMBAT!!!!

by Fire King March 7, 2004