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kesseret

Female lover of cats, and computer expert extraordinare
by Emily November 4, 2003
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Kerbert

A very cool guy that will be there when you got toyed by the hoe, and eventually makes you bi-curious and then talk you into your next wife. Funny guy with a funny accent!
Thank you Kerbert, please hold me tighter...
by JollyJude June 25, 2021
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Keiser

a keiser is someone who is a massiv Bøv and a biggit. He often says dumb thing like "what up guys are we going to the pub today" and make dumb jokes nobody laughs at.
We should leave Keiser after we have seen football
by 30InchesSoft November 2, 2023
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keyserism

The fear of dying naked and your friends finding out that you have a small penis
As he sat on the toilet with his pants around his ankles, staring blankly at the cheap, old hot water system, keyserism played heavily on his mind.
by Absolute Classics February 5, 2017
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keiser

-noun
1. something having a large head in comparison to its body

-verb
2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one's head in certain direction

3. related word: keiserism - noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam
1. After his accident involving large-scale machinery, the construction worker's head swelled to the size of a keiser

2. That small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race.

3. Examples of keiserisms: "HOLY SMOKES!" "STOP IT OFF!" "JUST KIDDING...BUT SERIOUSLY!" "AAANGH!"
by PustulePaul January 23, 2009
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purple kersey

a very slopy sex position.
"hey wanna do the purple kersey, bring your own tarp.
by 121213312 November 21, 2010
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Kernersville

A city that nobody has ever heard of, unless you live there or near there. Has some of the most beautifullest and biggest houses, and the beat-down crappy houses. Kernersville Middle school absolutely SUCKS, but everybody knows everyone in it. Coolest places; Skateworld, Movie theater, 4th of July Park, and Wal-Mart. Alot of people diss Kernersville, its not that much of a small town if you actually lived there. If your white, ALOT of the Mexicans will call you "that white kid". Unless you actually live in Kernersville don't talk shit about it?! No, we don't live in some huge city, its where we live... Half of the people who live in Kernersville wish they lived somewhere else, but when they actually sit down and think about it, they would never leave because they know pretty much all of the town. Kernersville isn't the smallest, because the population is defniatly not 500. Never go anywhere at 5-6 (everbodys getting of work around than). Some of the people actually LIKE country music, but were not a bunch of Hillbillys, and we listen to other stuff. So everybody thats talking crap about Kernersville..... STFU & SMH
white kid Wal-mart Kernersville
by Stargirlzgail July 1, 2011
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