Kerfuffle

A male who eats ass and then spits it in to a mug.then he eats your sisters uncles dogs sheep’s toe and then fucks you in the butt with the toe.

I kerfuffled your daughter.

by Dogballs76 October 12, 2019

flap kerfuffle

When a vagina is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. This renders the vagina a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.

David: Did you have sex with Sarah the other night?

Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.

David: Wow.

Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.

by rogercrisps February 7, 2014

Kerfuffle

A very very rare sighting of a beaver like animal with a mullet...it was seen in the back woods in southern kentucky...it had very large buck teeth and the people were not sure if it was a hillbilly that had moved into the wild or a very large beaver with a mullet.

Gosh dangit Cletus did u done jush saw that there massive beaverish lookin animal...i thinked it musta have tha same hair cut as myself...and much like the teeth i got in my perty lookin mouth.

by Andrew July 20, 2003

Kerfuffle

When you rapidly sniffle at somebody. If you do this, many people will think you are strange.

Person 1: *kerfuffles at friend*
Person 2: Um... what are you doing?
Person 1: Kerfuffling you! DUH!!!
Person 2: *awkwardly slides away*

by Nunna YourBiz January 18, 2017

Kerfluffles

It is a marshmallows All natural. Project by Spring Barnikle. It was kickstarted September 4 2012 and was successfully funded October 4, 2012. They received $104,667 to make everything official and They are now selling the best marshmallows and it is it's own kind, nothing like it. Much Better than the generic marshmallow you get at any store.

I Backed up Kerfluffles Marshmallow! I am getting three dozens probably this November.

by Kerfluffles Backers November 12, 2012

kerfufflesnufalufagus

A singular sneeze of such shock and/or magnitude that you completely and instantly forgot your situation, your location, and all thoughts and/or conversations that took place before the sneeze.

While I was in the middle of a job interview, I experienced one of the worst kerfufflesnufalufagus moments that I have ever had, making me to forget all the material I had prepared before the interview, which, in turn, caused made me not get the job.

by yeahthisisanaccount September 14, 2020

kerfuffled

baffled, completely confused about something that just happened.

Kimmy was kerfuffled after seeing her new math homework.

by Thaguy May 22, 2015