Kenneth Pinyan

mr hands is his alias. He released several videos of himself and others performing bestiality with stallions. He died of a perforated colon after on of these sessions.

Kenneth Pinyan is mr hands, you know, that fool who took all that horse cock in his ass and died.

by Wallywally October 21, 2008

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

The story behind "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is actually quite fascinating. You see, William Tager was the local psycho in New York. He thought CBSNews was beaming signals into his head. Naturally, when he saw Dan Rathers walking down the street, he ran up and beat the crap out of him, repeatedly requesting the frequency of the signals so he can stop them, while addressing Rathers as "Kenneth" for no apparent reason to this date.

After this freak event, Tager later shot a CBSNews stagehand. He was then arrested, and told his therapist all the beans.

R.E.M. made a song called "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" The phrase became a nationwide phenomenon. Whenever a cat fell off a roof and killed an old lady, they'd shout it. Whenever they didn't understand a homework question, they'd shout it. And if by any chance, that one son Tager had had with that old lady makes it past the age of five and notices that CBSNews is undetectedly taking over the world through brain control, he may see that one creepy guy who replaced Dan Rathers walking down the street while having a nice stroll down New York and beat the crap out of him, saying "KENNETH, WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY!?"

Teacher: "When A and X are both positive integers in the equation a(4/4)=x and Y is a negative integer in the equation xy=a2, what is the value of Y? Billy?"

Billy: "HOLY CRAP! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH!!?"

by Spam Spathers March 12, 2005

kenneth and joey

Kenneth and Joey will not want to be friends at first but when they get to know each other they become homies

Kenneth and Joey.

by Look at Kenneth and Joey November 13, 2014

Keneti

The hottest guy on the earth and will melt your heart. Probably famous, and has a girlfriend. But he always has multiple girls with him!! ;) A Keneti is a total sweetheart. He always knows how to cheer you up with a bright shining smile. This is a Samoan name.

Girl: damn! Is that the new guy? What's his name??
Friends: "yeah! That's Keneti! I hear he's SUPER ripped and works out everyday!!"

Girl: "Woah... I need to get him in my life. Like NOW!"

by 💛🦋🌙 January 12, 2018

Kennett high school

A school that is full of vsco girls whoring around and tiktok boys who think they're hot shit. You might meet a normal person if you dig deep enough but then you'll realize that they're addicted to nicotine and probably crack. There's a convenient basketball hoop place near the school for all your fighting needs. Don't like pep rallies? Don't worry we never go because of all the bomb threats. Like peeing? to bad cause 3/5 of the bathrooms are locked and the ones that aren't are so disgusting and cloudy you can't breathe. Also, we have a hate boner for Unionville. You know how cheerleaders are supposed to be popular well not in this school, they are literally the laughing stock of the school.

Vsco girl: and I oop, skkskskss, my hydro flask

Tiktok boys: *viciously grinding into their screens*

Kennett high school....run

by Weeeeeabooooo gru September 30, 2019

Kenneth

Kenneth, short for Ken, is an 18th century Gothic name used in folklore about large sea monsters, all named Kenneth. They were all identical. A.k.a. seachd Coinnich na mara (which roughly translate to: the seven Kenneths of the sea).

Watch out! I spy a KENNETH! AAAAAAA

by winterchaser October 21, 2019

Kenneth

He is the best thing that has ever happend to me. Fr fr love him so much. The MOST amazing person to ever exist. He always makes me soo happy. He's fr like so hot too one and his hair is so perfect everything about him is amazing. He'll fr treat you so well too

Kenneth Is the most sexy dude ever tbh😍 Ava

by Ava_k0121 July 5, 2022