keeper

Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.

Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.

If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!

Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!

by Mr. Dwayne February 20, 2005

Kemberly

chick name, usually known as kimberly but this one got an e. have only met like 6 so far and they all nice,unique,semi weird,funny,caring,easily distracted tho!!! && pretty cute.

j:eyyy kim(;
g: its not kim foo' its kem! kemberly....KEEEEEEm
j:wtf?
k: huh??(:
j,g: nvmm.

by laz578 December 7, 2010

keeper of the lost cities

A book series by Shannon Messenger, following the adventures of The Mysterious Miss F., (Sophie Foster).

Me: Oh my gods, you should totally read Keeper of the Lost Cities!
Me: okay!

by Violet the Empath November 17, 2020

Keppered

When you're so baked you look retarded.

Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'

by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017

Rule Keeper

Someone who knows the rules and ensures they are followed.

"You can be the rule keeper. Make sure no one cheats!"

"Are you allowed to do that in this game?"
"I don't know, ask the rule keeper."

by soverybuzzy October 19, 2018

Kempner

A little town in the middle of BFN (bum fuck nowhere). If you blink you miss it.

Pass through Copperas Cove blink past Kempner and end in Lampasas.

by Jennifer Dailey October 18, 2008

Brothers Keeper

One who protects his Brother from the world, and other people.

The Big Brother or the family.

The one who people question when his brother(s) mess up.

Guy: Where is that little bro of yours.

Big Bro: Why

Guy: He needs to explain why he was short on his money.

Big Bro: Ill answer for him.

Guy: Who he hell are you?

Big Bro: My Brothers Keeper.

by Brothers Keeper ninja January 30, 2010