kem

turkish phrase- someone who is a complete prat and prone to making mistakes

person A- 'knocks over table'
Person B- you're so fucking Kem

by Cemal May 07, 2006

kems

A sexy,goodlooking,smart and very kind hearted person.

I want to be kems😊

by Botlfx in vf September 26, 2018

KEM

Online gaming lingo.

Acronym for Kill Everything Moving.

I'm about to go into KEM mode on these trolls.

by Paralyzion December 15, 2014

Kem

Term used to subtly insert the word cum into an everyday conversation, perhaps with a colleague or your grandmother, while ideally avoiding public disdain and disgust. Often can be used to hilarious results. Must be spoken swiftly. Can be pronounced like "kim" if preferred.

"Mmm, this lemonade tastes like kem."
"That slam dunk made me kem!"
"Betsy, you've got a little kem on your face."

by Gadnok July 17, 2015

Kem

Kem is an unbelievably amazing person and probably the greatest human on the world. It is said once you meet a Kem your life immediately changes for the better. Kem is usually a black melanin king, commonly known as the “Cocoa Mocha Prince”. But above all it is a well known fact that a Kem has a terrifyingly long penis

Oh is that Kem. He must have a willy that wraps around his waist like a belt

by Clocka March 30, 2022

Kemmed

When a guy fingers a girl using four fingers; one away from being fisted.

Woah, my boyfriend Kemmed me lastnight!

Ew, He kemmed you?!

Have YOU been Kemmed?!

by YouGotKEMMED. March 31, 2010

Kem

A fluid, or sticky substance ejaculated from the penis. Also known as cum or fluid. Can also be used to as a nickname to "yack'em"

Yesterday, i kemed everywhere in her mouth.

by runnin' through a forest July 01, 2010