R Kelley

Choking an underage girl while giving her anal.

Yo bro. Never pull an R Kelley. They'll shank you up real good in prison.

by Jizz Blaster 69 February 25, 2019

Helen Keller cup

The center cup in a standard 10 cup beer pong rack that requires little to no skill or coordination to make. Even Helen Keller could make it in this cup.

Terrible beer pong player: Yeah I made it! First shot of the game, take that!
Opposing team: You hit the Helen Keller cup...big fucking deal.

by tdawss December 24, 2009

Helen Keller

When you ignore someone, in the sense of pretending to neither see nor hear this person, as if you were blind and deaf, referenced from Cazwell

"I Helen Kellered this dude, he's obnoxious."

by 303MTB April 17, 2014

Kellerkind

from German "Keller" = cellar & "Kind" = kid.
Refers to a person who always sits in their room in darkness, often in front of their computer, and has pale skin.

Person A: I've never seen Fred outside his house. And dude, have you seen his skin!?
Person B: ikr, he's such a Kellerkind.

by Kellerkind93 November 17, 2011

Keller pillar

A fat catarpillar from Coaster Rica

Dude I just got a Keller pillar from coaster rica

by Herberder June 16, 2015

Kelleigh

The coolest girl you'll ever meet. She likes some of the more obscure things you do and is always there for you.

Yo bro, I came out to Kelleigh, and she accepts me for who I am!

by CeteraPerry November 7, 2019

Wet Keller

While recieving oral sex the man licks both index fingers and inserts them into the ears of the individual giving the oral sex and pulls the cranium toward their pelvis restricting their vision from their face being into their stomach and making them unable to speak from the penis being deep throated. Hence resulting in them being blind, deaf, and dumb. The Wet Keller.

Sex was wild, I gave that bitch the Wet Keller.

by Nicktastic177 July 2, 2023