keifer

a young boy who you made out with once or twice then he turns into your stalker that you can seem to get rid of no matter how hard you try

sue: do you remember the guy from the party?
meg:the one you made out with?
sue; yeah well he keeps texting me
meg; gosh hes such a keifer!

by funfun123 February 13, 2010

Knifed

Means you are being stabbed by a "Knife", really stupid word in real life, but in the game "Counter-Strike" it's totally O.K!

Phil: OMG! FUXXING N00B, KNIFED, PWNEED! :P :P :P
Max: That was just lucky, u came from behind! :P

by TopeZ April 27, 2006

keefed

When a bowl, bong, vape, joint, blunt, tetris block, or chillum (or any other smoking device) is "kicked" and the marijuana is completely burnt out to ash.

"Dude, lemme hit that"

"No bro--it's keefed. Sorry"

by Wagonian May 15, 2006

dull knifed

Being dumped from a relationsip, or just a really bad breakup

I felt like I was being dull knifed when he/she dumped me.

by Steve Wilhite May 13, 2005

keife

The definition for KEIFE is as follows:
dirty pussy snatch

My hair looks like keife!

by mj snatchnhowser May 13, 2005

knifed the watermelon

When you titfuck a bitch so hard it hurts. Other uses - knifing the watermelon, knife the watermelon.

I took it easy on her at first, then I totally knifed the watermelon.

by Yinka Diop December 13, 2007

keffed

Euphemism for 'fucked'.

"Oh man, I'm totally keffed if I don't do this homework!"

by Ell Dude April 23, 2004