katel

Katel is the funniest girl you will ever meet! She is a real partier and is absoulutely insane! Everyone loves Katel for her weird actions and things that she does:)

Oh katel, what did you do now?

by Soupy 123 June 16, 2016

Kate Warts

someone who has been smashed by everyone and everything, resulting in ample infections and diseases of the genital zone

look at that dirty hoe across the road. you can smell her kate warts from here

by rockon69 October 28, 2010

Kate Upton's dildo

An exclamation used when something is fucking awesome!

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"

by deycallmebigdick March 8, 2014

kate gosselin

Mother of the reverse mullet and eight kids.

The only thing wackier than Kate Gosselin's family situation is her hairdo.

by rainbowfish June 3, 2010

Kate Beckinsale

The single most beautiful woman ever to grace the planet earth.

Kate Beckinsale is hotter than you.

by i'm rick james bitch March 24, 2004

Kate Fu™

A highly specialized form of martial arts developed by Grandmistress Kate (1975- ). Initially intended as a close-combat style for crowded settings where ignorant and intoxicated men abound; over many years, Kate Fu™ has proven to be equally effective anywhere some dumbass desperately needs his clock cleaned.

"Ladies, with proper training and application, the next time some drunken, overbearing asshole won't accept "no" as your final answer...Kate Fu™ will enable you to drop him like 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag! Maybe he'll even end up having to ingest a liquids-only diet via straw for the next few months. If so, that should allow him ample time to contemplate a newer, more respectful way to approach women." ~ Grandmistress Kate (circa 1994)

by Miss Ann Drist (disciple) August 17, 2008

Kante

A French professional football (soccer) player who is a defensive midfielder and is known for his stamina and ability to get the ball back in his team's possession with a tackle or interception but is also adept at going forward too.

Person A: "Did you hear what happened when N'golo Kante lost his virginity ?"

Person B: "No I didn't, what happened?"

Person A: "He won it back"

by DjJazzyGeoff June 28, 2017