Kaufland

the only place to get monster energy in Moldova, actually very swag

"lets go buy monster from Kaufland, then skate in the parking lot"
"ok, *indie music starts playing*"

by KattyHatesAussies January 5, 2021

Kauffman

If you are called this it means you have a penis that is too long to be measured by a ruler. That you are a play boy, what every woman wants.

That Kauffman must be fun in the sack.

by the1-69 September 24, 2005

Kaufmann

Used primarily as an adjective, kaufmann describes an overweening ambition and an eagerness to embrace high risks, whether in the realm of finance, dating, or personal relations. Kaufmann individuals are unafraid of negative consequences and often thrust forward into risky situations with the motto "no guts, no glory."

The term derives from an eponymous mutual fund known for its embrace of risk and its slogan "tough guys finish first."

It would be extremely kaufmann of you to go up to that girl and tell her you'd like to buy her a lollipop.

by Doctor Max July 28, 2012

Kaufmann-Williams Equation

The general attractiveness scale, however improved. You take how hot the girl is /10, and then take how hot she thinks she is /10, and minus the difference.

'That girl is so hot! Easily an 8/10!'
''Nah, she thinks she's a 10, so using the Kaufmann-Williams Equation she's only a 6'

by itsmewilliams May 17, 2016

kauffmanism

When you say something confidently when in reality you are full of shit

I realized I got duped by a kauffmanism.

by kauffmanism May 11, 2014

jonathan kaufmann

An extremely handsome and charming kid. Usually found in Astoria, Queens. He's the dude everyone wants to be around because he's so cool. He's usually funny and makes the girls go crazy over him. There is no questions girls will fall in love with him in a matter of seconds.

Girl: OMG there's Jonathan Kaufmann! -faints
Guy: Im so jealous of Jonathan Kaufmann he gets all the girls.

by jonokauf December 7, 2013

kauffman

kauffman (noun) - a person who is considered to be too cool for school.

kauffman (adjective) - to do something that would make you too cool for school.

Jeremy: "Wow, how did you score such a good grade on that test in advanced algebra 2?"
Jedediah: "You know me. I just kauffmaned it!"

by InsaneMembrane312 March 19, 2010