Kalle Jonsson

The most grisch and sigma male alive, he sends out sigmawaves that scare the betas. Other call it a stench but its just his alpha smell, also his grisch clothingstyle is very cool.

-Who is the most sigma?
-Kalle Jonsson

by AnAlphaWithAColdHeart March 8, 2024

Kalle

Someone who presses play.

Hej Kalle get the party started, press play.

by Someone who doesn't press play May 17, 2021

Kalles Lifehack

When you consume the most potent alcohol available to free up a spot at a Bar that has reached maximum capacity of people.

"Oh, you're already out from the bar?"

"Kalles Lifehack baby, now in with you and enjoy a cold one."

by Budhunter March 27, 2025

Kalle

Coolast i stan

Kalle är bäst

by Yeboii123 December 11, 2016

Kalle

Kalle balle is asshole that lives in a class called 6.A

Kalle your bitch

by Thorbjøøø August 30, 2018