Kalani

An amazing friend. Everyone should know a Kalani. Kinda a weeb but thats okay :) honestly just an all round great person. not the smartest and doesn't love sports but definitely makes up with it with HER personality!

Person 1: You know Kalani right?
Person 2: yeah shes such a great person!

by jdeahw April 11, 2020

kalani maxey

she is a teachers pet. shes a bitch and a know it all. dont be a kalani.

Dang Kalani maxey is such a teachers pet.

by EdithPerez101 May 13, 2018

kalannie

A description for two people with chemistry that is both as playfully toxic as it is intoxicating

"Those two are kalannie. I wish they would stop fighting and just make out already"

by KayPhish February 26, 2017

send kalani after you

An expression used to commence a DDOS attack towards someone.

"Zip it going to send kalani after you" ~WaterLostic

by Send Kah-Lahn-e after you February 20, 2017

Kalani

In the Seminole language, the name Kalani translates as light haired, rather, one whose hair is not black. Written in Seminole, it is Kvlane and pronounced kuhlahnee.

Kalani broken down in Seminole: ka, more accurately kv (kuh), means head. Lani, more accurately lane (lahnee) means white or light color

by Saleegee April 5, 2015

Kalani

Kalani is another word for a stripper. Usually the more unattractive of strippers, and overweight. They may also double as a hooker.

'That bitch is a total Kalani!'

by Morgan Thompson July 11, 2006

Kalani

After a woman blows your for at least 15 minutes, you hold them down and cum in there ear.

I'm going to Kalani your mom!

by Nixsquad November 13, 2010