kumquat

a soft and squishy sweet tasting and smelling vagina.

I've never tasted a kumquat quite like hers!

by Mr Ots 123 June 24, 2008

kumquat

a code referring to a guy whom you had just snuck out for, and hooked up with... usually used when you prefer not using the said guy's name around others

-Dude what did you do last night?
-kumquat
-hahah

by humphappy August 15, 2007

kumquat

it's delicious. ahhhhhhhhh. so juicy. so sweet. so sour and good. and orange, too.

Shaleb, and Soup and I were walking around and we found this tree with pretty little orange things on it, so i told Shaleb to put it up his/her nose, and they were like "no you dumb-B that's a kumquat. firggin idiot. gaaaah" and i was like "what the f is a kumquat??!" and they put it in my mouth and i had a pleasant surprise.

by Buckweed May 15, 2005

Kumquat

To have sexual intercourse hard.

You wanna kumquat?
Last night I kumquaated amazingly with this chick.

by Loeriche April 8, 2011

kumquat

An insult that is everything summed up into one word

Shut The hell Up you kumquat

by Jro April 24, 2005

kumquat

a wonderful appetizing fruit

wo this kumquat is delicious!

by milkshake January 20, 2005

kumquat

A fruit with a juicy surprise inside.

His dick's so small, he has to screw a kumquat.

by aereilly August 3, 2003