kumquat

what's left on the sheets after sex

Oh damn! Do you see the size of that kumquat we left?? They're gonna know for sho' we had sex!

by momster64 March 11, 2006

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a soft and squishy sweet tasting and smelling vagina.

I've never tasted a kumquat quite like hers!

by Mr Ots 123 July 11, 2008

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a code referring to a guy whom you had just snuck out for, and hooked up with... usually used when you prefer not using the said guy's name around others

-Dude what did you do last night?
-kumquat
-hahah

by humphappy August 13, 2007

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it's delicious. ahhhhhhhhh. so juicy. so sweet. so sour and good. and orange, too.

Shaleb, and Soup and I were walking around and we found this tree with pretty little orange things on it, so i told Shaleb to put it up his/her nose, and they were like "no you dumb-B that's a kumquat. firggin idiot. gaaaah" and i was like "what the f is a kumquat??!" and they put it in my mouth and i had a pleasant surprise.

by Buckweed May 13, 2005

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