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Krispy Cream

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A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob
Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon
by The Krispy Creamer January 6, 2021
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Kristy Crust

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The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.
Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
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Kristyna

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She's a shy person but once you get to know her she's wild. First time you meet her she might seem like a jerk but if she becomes your friend you'll fall in love immediately. You can always trust her with anything and if you want some company she's always there for you. If you have a problem she'll try to solve it even if she can't.

But she needs someone to help her too. So if you ever have the luck of having her don't let go cause you'll never find someone like her. Love her with all that you have. And be grateful for what luck you have.

She's the most beautiful person in this world and everything about her is perfect. Kristyna gives the warmest of hugs and the loveliest of the kisses. Her smile is comforting and makes you think nothing can go wrong. Her eyes are light brown and you get lost in them when she looks at you. Her voice is so soothing and calming. And her hair is beautiful regardless of it's stile.
"I hope I can get married with Kristyna"
"She's the love of my life "
by Ihatemyself.com May 31, 2018
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Kissy Pussy

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Eating out your partner with a heavy focus on kissing.
Roxanne gave me a bjs so I did kissy pussy on her.
by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020
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A state of being in which someone/something has been elevated beyond being fresh and/or fly. The ultimate state of classy.

Classy, Fresh AF, Fly AF, Buttery, Sugary, Clean

ie; David Beckham, Jonathan Goldsmith, Paul Newman, Brad Pitt
That outfit is krispy
That car is straight krispy, yo
Feelin' real krispy today
Hair lookin' krispy, man
by The Yonchman June 22, 2017
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She is the prettiest girl ever.... She makes you smile and is the bestest friend you could ever have. Not only will she be there to hate on your exs but she will be there support your relationships and she also is the kind of bestie that will pretend to be you lesbo gf to get a guy to go away. Krissel is the only girl that i would turn to and cry about the randomest things. She is actually the SWEXYEST girl ever haha.
Omg Krissel is soo Bootiful (: lol
by Your Window Stalker September 6, 2013
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Krissed

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Whenever you see a video with Kris Jenner in a sparkly green dress with a black bow tie lip syncing to the song “Lady Marmalade” with the caption “You just got Krissed”.
“I was trying to find the spoilers to my favorite show, but instead I got jump scared by a woman singing in a green sequin dress!”

“Oh man, you just got Krissed.”
by jdhdhjshwu June 23, 2022
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