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The term used in Eastern Europe to describe a man with exceptional abilities when using his own tongue. Using it, he can bring a woman to orgasm.
I had a meeting with a real Kraken.
And how was it?
Amazing. I had orgasm after orgasm.
KRAKEN by makokoma July 12, 2023

kraken hamster

A crazy asian ex-girlfriend who always makes hamster faces, yet continues to stalk exes until police involvement is needed.
Whoa, that girl is a total kraken hamster.

Kraken on crack 

A small dwarf that loves jerking off to digimon and has a pet dolphin that’s retarded UWU

kraken queen 

A pretentious girl with the face of a classic hag aka comical witch with a fat nose and pointy chin like in the children's tale Hansel and Gretel.

A kraken queen is also a master in the art of whoreism posting nude photos online to bait men and women into sleeping with her and occasionally will turn on them and make accusations of rape because she later regrets sleeping with them therefore it was rape.

A kraken queen also has a vagina that is so saggy and wrinkled that when she dances around in the buff it dangles in a hypnotic way to entice her prey, it also smells like an old gym bag so she frequently will douce herself in cheap perfume to cover it up.

A kraken queen is also a woman who is a social manipulator who will befriend anyone who she thinks will up her social status and she will try and gain a close relationship through sexual favors or materialistic items, but don't be fooled it's only because she wants something from you and once she gets it she will lie about you in attempts to turn people against you.

A kraken queen will also lie about anything if it will help her to appear to be a decent person, but she is nothing but a slimy, pretentious, scum sucking, ugly, mega whore with a vagina as deep as the ocean she crawled out of, so remember kids if you see a kraken queen run for your lives.
That girl had so many people under her spell that she must be a kraken queen.

That girl was begging for attention like a kraken queen.

That whore on the corner looks like a kraken queen.

Why pay to see naked women when a kraken queen will do it for free.
kraken queen by Willyyofro December 10, 2016

Kraken Snatch 

A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.
when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken snatch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.
Kraken Snatch by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010

Kraken anticheat

A reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyy good minehut anticheat worth $5
"Kraken anticheat is likely one of the best anticheats on Minehut" its not, dumbass
Kraken anticheat by RM2007 May 17, 2021