Fuckle Kerfuffle

When you have a very big mess on your hand, like a VERY BIG mess, seriously you should look for help for this.

A: "Hey can you help me with my Fuckle Kerfuffle?"
B: "No way man, I also have a Fuckle Kerfuffle on my hand!"

by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019

Alaskan Kerfuffle

When you and your sister eat so much peyote you think that you've swapped bodies to which you figure the only way to reverse it is to have hardcore anal sex with each other also being joined by your uncle herbert!!!!!!!!

i wish me and my sister did the alaskan kerfuffle she's, just so hot!
Last night me and my uncle ate so much peyote we alaskan kerfuffled

by Thic WhipperSnapper September 28, 2018

mumph kerfuffle

a severe, serious problem with no obvious solution. a quagmire.

climate change is a mumph kerfuffle

by codrakon February 2, 2022

DropBear Kerfuffle

A Australian bush Ritual where someone goes into a forest naked and tries to get a koala to land on their privates after reaching puberty

Dude did you hear that Jamie finally went and did his first dropbear kerfuffle

by Australian bush man April 5, 2022

flap kerfuffle

When a vagina is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. This renders the vagina a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.

David: Did you have sex with Sarah the other night?

Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.

David: Wow.

Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.

by rogercrisps February 7, 2014

truffle kerfuffle

Ice cream made from heaven itself. Ben and Jerry are the two gods who bestowed their powers onto this magnificent delight. They say if you eat this frozen wonderland, you will become a god yourself. AVAILABLE AT WALMART NEIGHBORHOOD MARKET

Tommy looked up in delight, the truffle kerfuffle he ate has raised his test scores. Now Tommy can go to Harvard!

by Spiteful May 15, 2018

Sneezing Kerfuffle

When you're onset with a sudden violent sneezing fit and unfortunately rip a couple of suspicious farts.

Must of been some pollen or something, but I was folding laundry and started sneezing violently, suddenly I had the worst Sneezing Kerfuffle. Now I have to do more laundry.

by RodieJack August 22, 2021