Essay no Jutsu

the Ultimate attack of the highest power nibba. It's when he has had enough of dumb nibbas shit and decided to end the battle and destroy everything in his path. Often leads to a hype buff of all players around him who aren't the target of essay no jutsu. Strikes immense fear in the hearts of victim while being powered up. Only known counter at this point is to not engage with attack. This leads to the unlocking of the toxic ability buff however, which could possibly be the only known weakness of the user. Essay no jutsu levels vairy in power level depending on target. The user had not yet found a truly worthy foe. His goal is to one day entice his sensei Master Glasses man into a battle where essay no jutsu can be used without Master glasses man taking advantage of the attacks one weakness. Master glassed man is also versed in the same combat styles as The Essay no Jutsu user. That being High nibba IQ of the six paths and bullshit no jutsu. Easiest way to trigger essay no jutsu un provoked is to have a name starting in E and ending with A

Mikel unleased his ultimate attack Essay no Jutsu when Kavesh and Eesa were being to retarded for his liking

by Mikel98159 December 19, 2020

Water dragon jutsu

When you are have intercorse before you nut you do handsigns then nut in her nose

Bro the other day I did a water dragon jutsu on mary

by Bdvegrifhr January 7, 2021

Reaper death seal jutsu

When your gf gets mad at you during the seggsy time and decides to chop off your cock, cook it and consume it, stripping you of the power to ever use your seggsy time jutsu again.

Friend 1: "yo, why were you in the hospital for the past few days?"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"

by naruto_dictionary January 29, 2021

shadow cock jutsu

shadow cock jutsu is a specialized jutsu in intercourse where any shadow is turned into a cock shaped shadow and posses the same ability as a normal penis.

"SHADOW COCK JUTSU" says shikamru after thrusting his 11 inch shadow cock in Temari's clumpy pussy

by FuckuYouapussyassbitch November 23, 2019

Shadow Clone Jutsu

When your fucking a bitch you pull out and do the hand signs. Cum in your hand rub it all over ur foot and kick her in the pussy making sure only the big toe goes in. Pull it out and hear that pussy pop. If she doesn’t like it use Rasengan.

Friend- “bro what you do last night.”
Me- “had some bomb ass sex then used Shadow Close Jutsu”
Friend-“what she do”
Me-“she turned around looked at me then smacked me Idk why tho”
Shadow Clone Jutsu

by The magic shroom December 22, 2020

Cutie no Jutsu

The horrible censored version of Sexy no Jutsu used by Naruto in the DisneyXD version of Naruto Shippuden to make it child appropriate...which it obviously isn't supposed to be, since the crudeness gives it humor and personality to lighten the darkness of Sasuke and the violence involved...oh wait, DisneyXD censors all of the violence too...never mind, they already took the shows meaning away.

They also don't show Konohamaru using it.

Original Japanese: Naruto, "Sexy no Jutsu!" *Turns into a naked girl covered by clouds*.

DisneyXD Version: Naruto, "Cutie no Jutsu" Skips Naruto turning into a half naked girl and just shows peoples reactions.

by SaiTheAwkwardNinja August 23, 2011

google-jutsu

The ability to find anything on Google by using a series of esoteric and convoluted search parameters.

"Last night I tried to download Godspeed You! Black Emperor; little bit of google-jutsu and I found it in no time."

"index of" + "Kula Shaker" +mp3 -html -htm -php

by omnomnomnom February 1, 2009