justory

A handsome smart YouTube who make amazing short films

Josh: damn look at that lit youtber justory .

Justory: yea I am pretty L I T ! ! !

by JustoryDisses May 22, 2018

Dirty justo

This bitch rides in on a big black Harley.
Her nimbus 2000 that she uses as an indoor sweeping brush, is hard and magical as fuck. She has no issue placing dustpans up any derrière that starts with M, R and D. Anyone by the name of Siobhan is her right hand man. Nobody can break these bitches. A dirty Justo is a boss bitch. Suck my dick. Cunts.

A dirty justo is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Take it while you can.

by Madamhoe November 21, 2020

juttocks

Scottish Slang: Utter crap, bollocks, boulders, bullshit, of poor quality.

That DVD you gave me to watch was pure Juttocks.

by Dougies October 24, 2006

Juxtoporisis

When someone experiences spasms and problems with their respiratory system (mostly coughing)

It is caused experiencing someone being idiotic and cringy to an extreme rate (e.g telling s stupid joke.

Friend1:shut up!
Friend2:hey that's not very nice man what the heck did I even do?
Friend1: I'M JOKING I'M JOKING
Friend2 COUGHS and shakes rapidly
Friend2: My juxtoporisis is acting up!

by Ryan sandres June 18, 2018

Jueol

A very kinky girl, one who you don't take home to mother.

omg jueol is so quirky and cool

by urbabedicktionary October 22, 2020

Justoberfest

“Celebration of the “Justin”

The celebration at the end of October where one gets hammered celebrating for 2 weeks a Germanic birthday

“Mate we are totally doing Justoberfest this year”

“I haven’t drank that since that Justoberfest 4 years ago”

“I’m getting too old to do Justoberfest”

by Goonie6uy August 26, 2021

Juetzzy

I could spend an hour describing her, or I could just say she’s short and madly funny.

Damn Juetzzy makes milk come out of my ears with pounding laughter

by anonymous November 21, 2021