jub jubs

a child who has been shaving for 10 years and he is only 9 so therefore he was shaving in his mothers whom

hey he is hairy. he is a jub jubs

by ------ November 11, 2003

Jub

21st century answer to the Job. JOB is actually an acronym for "Just Over Broke". JUB is also an acronym... "Just Under Broke"

In the last century, most of the working class had jobs and barely broke even after everything was said and done.

In this century, increasingly fewer people are employed and those hapless few that actually escape the unemployment roll after several months of living in destitute poverty will find that they all have Jubs... working like slaves in horrible working conditions doing menial drone work... still living in destitute povery... not breaking even. Welcome to 21st Century America... Get used to it... Now, get back to work!

Man on street: Hey buddy, can ya spare some change for a guy down on his luck?

Man hastily walking down sidewalk: Hey, ya lazy bum... get a Jub! Oh, sorry I didn't recognize you. Didn't I used to work for you at XYZ company? Jeez... you look like a wreck!

Man on street: Geez! Thanks for noticing. I do have a Jub. XYZ company just hired me back at 1/4 pay three months ago after laying me off a year and a half ago.

by farpart103 January 23, 2011

Bloody Jub

the flabby upper par of the calf, when cut open and bleeding

"Jesse look, you have a bloody jub."

by Bloody jub July 7, 2014

Jub

To eat with speed and ferocity fueled by starvation with a complete disregard for social norms and cleanliness.

I haven't eaten all day, I already know I'm gonna jub this burger when it gets here.

by alexjs8 July 4, 2023

jub up

To be sick, either violently or non violently

After eating his meal, the boy felt like he had to jub up

by bikkit July 23, 2006

flub jub

Any jigglyness or extra fat on ANY part of the body

Stop poking my flub jub you asshole!

by A to the zizzle December 13, 2010

Jib Jub

derogatory slang for someone who is a bit clueless, originating from east coast of Australia, brought to london at turn of the 21st century and now significantly used across the city

That guy is such a jib jub

by crazymac June 23, 2013