SOUPY JUAN

IT TAKES TWO TO ACCOMPLISH THIS FEAT FIRST ONE MUST HOLD THE SLEEPING VICTIMS NOSE SHUT WHEN THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH THE OTHER PERSON HOVERS OVER THEM FILLING THEIR THROAT AND MOUTH FULL TO THE BRIM WITH HOT RUNNY DIAREAH THATS A SOUPY JUAN

I ATE SO MUCH KIMCHEE TONIGHT YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR AND PRAY I DONT SNEAK IN YOUR WINDOW AND GIVE YOU A BODACEOUSLY FRESH SOUPY JUAN

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 5, 2011

Juan Antonio

It is by far the best name for any man. Juan Antonio's are loyal, honest, faithful, hard workers, dependable, great lovers, vain, proud, family oriented and selfless. He loves the idea of being in love and in a committed relationship. It takes quite a lot to anger a Juan Antonio. He hates people without initiative and people who can't make it happen on their own. He rather have some trying times happen before asking for help, as he believes he can make it on his own. Juan Antonio's are successful in everything they do in life, they don't take no for an answer and they are achievers. If you happen to be one of the lucky ones that crosses path with a Juan Antonio, consider yourself to be blessed. Not everyone is lucky enough to even know one. I know this because i have one.

In life the only way to be successful is to live by Juan Antonio's creed.

by Juana1 March 14, 2011

Juan Pablo Larios

A male (usually a graphic design teacher) that at times can be a joy to deal with and at other times be the most stubborn and annoying human in exstitance. He is the type of guy to like you one second and the other second absolutly hate your soul.

Hey Man did you hear about Juan Pablo Larios

No what did he do

He just failed me on my assignment because he was pissed off today

Damn that sucks

by Joseph Links December 2, 2022

Don Juan Dot Com

A guy who is socially retarded and has no game when it comes to chatting with and picking up girls in bars, clubs, etc. However, online he has some sick game when it comes to the ladies as he is picking up girls on facebook, myspace, aol chatrooms, etc. Online he turns into a predator.

Josh is a Don Juan Dot Com.

Greg: Dude, you meet or talk to any ladies when you went out last night?
Josh: Nah man, I just freeze up or get too shy....but I met another chick from myspace last night. She's hot and she's coming over tomorrow night.
Greg: Dude, you are a Don Juan Dot Com!

by Gregory J Williams January 4, 2009

Juana

The name of the most wonderful and perfect girl in the world

Damn, juana, you've the most beautiful eyes

by Lesbianabarata March 22, 2017

Juandale Pringle

The brother of Quandale Dingle, future president of the United States. Juandale Pringle’s residence was briefly occupied by Quandale Dingle after his escape from prison.

Quandale Dingle: What’s up Juandale Pringle, how’s it been?
Juandale Pringle: Not much bro, just taking a shit

by drfriedrice April 16, 2022

Jantra

"Moonlight" in Thai. Like the moonlight, Jantra is a guiding light at night, leading you out of the dark and into brightness. Like the moon, Jantra comes alive at night so is a party animal. Jantra is sexy, seductive and a man eater, however, Jantra has the most kind and caring nature and has strength that will always believe in people who need leading out of darkness. Jantra's constant light will never let you down. Just like the moonlight, Jantra is a beautiful, illuminated light of heavenly body which revolves around the earth.

Look at the beautiful Jantra (moonlight) is so bright!

by rammekin May 31, 2011