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Hilt Jousting

The act of two or more males holding their junk by the hilts and sword-fighting using their dicks, often to duel for a woman's affections. (Dick must be erect to participate in hilt jousting)
The men decided to see who would win the fair maiden's heart by hilt jousting.
by OMGgirlomg222 January 24, 2015
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Oh Mes Jours

A European twist on the common phrase:

"Oh My Days"

Coined by a 21st century Genius.

Can be written in l33t speak as OMJ.
French Teacher: Your homework for tonight is to learn some french.

Student: Oh mes jours!

French Teacher: WTF?!
by Jons Octopus July 8, 2010
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Brown Joust

A contest of strength, skill, and honor in which two competitors press their anuses firmly together and attempt to force their log into the others rectum. Victory is achieved when one participant's poop lance pushes the other's back the cave from whence it came, where it is joined by the winner's gleaming brown champion turd. A stalemate occurs when the two mahogany butt-trees meet and neither participant's anus yields, resulting in a general sideways pancake-like distribution of waste.
The two young gentlemen held a brown joust to decide who would win the fair maiden's heart.
by Bloodnovski March 20, 2011
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butt jousting

The act of two men. Both men have dildos sticking out of their assholes fighting for the dominate male to have leisurely consensual sex with the lovely madien.
Jake I shall win this duel of butt jousting with my shining vibrating dildo to have the best sex with this woman.
by sexy_sara21 October 16, 2013
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wiener jousting

A game where two males, fully erect, run or walk at each other at a brisk pace, trying to poke the other on the penis tip or nut sack.
Bored on a rainy saturday afternoon, Craig and Philip decided to have a wiener jousting match, where Craig defeated his foe with a mighty joust to Philip's left testicle.
by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009
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jockstrap foliage

excess pubic hair around a man's genital area, poking out of underwear
his jockstrap foliage was way out of control - kept poking me in the eye
by Mooji September 22, 2008
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puerto rican joust

Traditionally the Puerto Rican Joust occurs when two men decide to partake in a dick measuring contest, but lack the necessary instruments needed for comparison. Similar to a game of chicken the two contenders advance towards each other on foot (rather than by automobile) with fully erect penises . Whom ever makes physical contact with the tip of there member and the opponent's abdomen (usually the belly button) is proclaimed to be the victor of the joust. If one of the contestants halts or strays from the path of collision he or she is disqualified and declared to have and/or be a pussy. The use of PDE5 inhibitors e.g. Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, is not prohibited, but strongly frowned upon.After losing a joust, whether physical or mental, injuries often result in post traumatic stress, self mutilation,homicide, banishment and/or suicide.
The most famous puerto rican joust was between popular hip hop star Justin Bieber and eccentric pop star Lady Gaga, the contest was officially declared a tie.
by ScottWeaver December 28, 2010
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