jort shants

Short for jean-short short-pants, i.e. oversized jean shorts.

Damn , homies jort shants game is on point.

by Dave-Z July 23, 2016

jortin off

When a group of male Florida Gator football fans, wearing jorts, are engaged in a pregame ritual that resembles a cross between the Oklahoma drill and a circle jerk and includes participants gyrating against one another and/or chest bumping.

Dude, Jaredd and his Gator buddies were jortin off before the Georgia, Florida game. Jaredd looked like the pivot man.

by FiveFifty November 4, 2019

jorzya

Jorzya

Jorzya was one beautiful loving girl who don’t care what u say

by Zya07 October 22, 2019

Pisses my jorts

An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate

Hey did you see how it the video kept pausing?

Yeah. Yknow what, that really pisses my jorts!

by Anonymous gay June 5, 2018

jorts

short for "jean shorts"

Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.

by ColumbusBuck November 17, 2007

jartz

a very hot chick with big breasts.

hey chow look at that jartz!

by Rivecco January 3, 2008

Jorts

Jeans that have now become shorts...hence jeans+shorts=jorts

Daaamn son, those are some nice jorts.

by iismokerocks September 1, 2010