Jirka

A humanoid creature that is fucking my mom every night when i go to sleep i always see them and join them.

For Example:

Me: What are you doing?

Jirka: I’m fucking your mom.

by SussyTom June 28, 2022

jerkasserfist

when a person is a series of mean. containing jerk and ass and some one who diserves a throat punch. and the fist part makes it sound a little more real.

1. lauren is a jerkasserfist becuase she ate my last cookie.
2. what a jerkasserfist, that guy just totaly ran a stop sign and hit my on my bike.

by birdy s..p..i..e..r..s July 21, 2009

jerkable

When a picture or video is just sexy enough to get off to.

damn did you see her new Instagram post that shit was jerkable for sure.

by Tkabpro March 14, 2016

Jokable

The ability to be humerous.

I wouldn't tell that story at work, my boss isn't too jokable.

by killer-rabbit May 31, 2011

jerka jerka jihad

Masturbating to Middle Eastern porn

When I get off of work, I'm going to jerka jerka jihad.

by StickStickly May 20, 2011

Jockaholic

A person who is addicted to working out or athletic pursuits.

Damn, when Julia isn't sleeping she's out biking, hiking, skiing, or in the gym. She's such a jockaholic!

by The Word Warrior February 18, 2011

jerkass has a point

That moment where someone who literally EVERYONE hates has something actually good to say. Often very rare. AND very surprising.

Jerkass: Look, I know you hate me, but we CanNOT go in there with these weapons.
Dude 1: Hmm..
Dude 2: y'know, the Jerkass has a point.

by Anhilliator1 January 25, 2017