Jonny

A person who as soon as they see you trying to get yours will cock block you (a Chad). Generally a hater and will make stupid comments and remarks to your girl while your with or without her. They will also stair (crush) and might try to create a confrontation with you for absolutely no reason at all.

Friend 1: Dude wtf
Friend 2: idk these jonnys are crushing us hard
Friend 1: Yea cause they know we are getting ours and they will be jerking it tonight

by RDCDHoneyBadgers October 14, 2011

Jonny

if you know a Jonny then more fool you. Such a dickhead that you should feel ashamed of yourself for even being with him. Prefers to spend time with his girl best friend than you. Makes you feel second best. Hates the fact that you can't see him all the time. Never ever go out with someone called Jonny, he will make your life hell and make you regret everything!!

hey see that idiot over there
yeah
he looks like a jonny

by amazingperson1998 January 12, 2014

Jonny

Jonny is the person who is really sweet. He really likes that booty and is swigity and swaggity for that booty. He is sexy AF and lots of girls say he is really thicc and has a chode.

Girl: Is that Jonny?
Jonny: Are you thicc?

by Ksjdhd November 26, 2018

Jonny

Bit of a twat.

Guy: Hey jonny!

Jonny: Hey!
Guy: You're a twat.
Jonny: Yep

by MrPoppersInPain January 15, 2018

Jonny

1. a young man in his twenties afraid to come out of the closet. but has made out with multiple guys in his teen years. he also had a three some with one girl and another guy. 2. someone who had dated a female thats figure is shaped like a man. 3. touches little boys around the ages 16. 4 a free loader, who acts like a female. 5. a very jealous ex-boyfriend that acts nice, and attempts to wiggle his way back in his ex girlfriends life.

My girlfriend has a Jonny of an ex boyfriend.

(to a gay man),so you're going to hook up with that jonny?

i can't ever get the jonny out of my house! he never pays rent.

by thatchickwiththeface January 5, 2010

Jonny

A man who is in love with Samantha simpson and wants to marry her.

Wow look at Samantha! back off bro she belongs to jonny that's his future wife!

by Vapeindaily December 25, 2016

Jonny

A typical simp

“This guy donated 1k to Brooke the twitch streamer, classical jonny right there”

by Definitely not Jade June 17, 2020