Jonk

When a man fingers another man’s bumhole until the jonk juice comes out.

“Hey dude wanna jonk”
“I’m straight”

by Jonkingisreal April 28, 2024

jonk

when someone sneezes and you slurp it up. you jonked them.

*achoo*
*loud slurping noises*
"carly, did you just jonk me?"
"...no"

by anonymous December 8, 2024

Jonk

It's what the jonkler does...

Jonkler:*jonks his way out of the house*
Freddy: harr harr har harr

by AxelAceArmitage March 5, 2025

jonk

to assume information (ex: locations, definitions) out of convenience, rather than expend extraneous effort in pursuit of the truth

layman's terms: to make shit up

I am not going to google everything you guys send on here. I am juat going to start jonking it.

by jonk9000 April 25, 2025

Jonk Hunting

the profesional disposal of american domesticated cats

Oh frick are them two people jonk hunting ?

by YKNAM April 22, 2022

Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo

“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend”

by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025

Jingle jonk

When your having intercourse with someone and they have bells on there penis and and jingle them inside of you

Jerry jingle jonked me yesterday

by Lil blackberry November 16, 2017