Someone who is sick, refuses to go to the doctor, and proceeds to get everyone sick in the household and wherever else they go.
She refused to go to the doctor when she first got sick, now everyone in the house is sick. She is SUCH a Janila!
by Deathviper May 29, 2019
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by ChaseTheBag January 3, 2019
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by Fish and wildlife service November 2, 2017
Get the joeila mug.joniah is the guy you will fall for you. idc what all of y'all say "oH all j's break your heart" THIS ONE HEALS IT. if you have a joniah as a friend, keep him. he might seem to not care, but he really does. plus he's really fucking hot. he typically settles for one friend group because he's not the most out going person out there.
all joniahs, and i swear on my life, have one feminine friend that they would absolutely die for. they're basically siblings at this point, they can always steal each other's clothes and walk into each other's houses whenever they want to. they wanna travel the world and go everywhere they can think of. they typically end up being inseparable and love each to death.
a joniah will make you laugh with his jokes and usually likes to just watch tv and laugh. if you get a joniah as a boyfriend, and let's be honest, will probably be his best friend, he'll wanna cuddle with you all day. he wants to face time all the damn time that you wanna be annoyed but you can't because you answer and he's all smiley at you. he'll send you photos of himself in your clothes, but he's so cute you won't even care if he stretches it. joniah's are all around just the guy to be with.
in conclusion, yes my boyfriend's name is joniah and yes i was his best girl friend from the end of fifth grade to ninth grade till he finally asked me out. girls, if your best friend is a joniah, YOU MAN UP AND JUST ASK HIM OUT!
all joniahs, and i swear on my life, have one feminine friend that they would absolutely die for. they're basically siblings at this point, they can always steal each other's clothes and walk into each other's houses whenever they want to. they wanna travel the world and go everywhere they can think of. they typically end up being inseparable and love each to death.
a joniah will make you laugh with his jokes and usually likes to just watch tv and laugh. if you get a joniah as a boyfriend, and let's be honest, will probably be his best friend, he'll wanna cuddle with you all day. he wants to face time all the damn time that you wanna be annoyed but you can't because you answer and he's all smiley at you. he'll send you photos of himself in your clothes, but he's so cute you won't even care if he stretches it. joniah's are all around just the guy to be with.
in conclusion, yes my boyfriend's name is joniah and yes i was his best girl friend from the end of fifth grade to ninth grade till he finally asked me out. girls, if your best friend is a joniah, YOU MAN UP AND JUST ASK HIM OUT!
"girl my friend is being so annoying omg"
"really what's his name? i'll beat him up for you"
"NO he's joniah, but i kinda like him.."
"really what's his name? i'll beat him up for you"
"NO he's joniah, but i kinda like him.."
by daddysbigtummy October 20, 2019
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Must be followed up with a jerking motion near your ass and then your mouth with tongue out.
Must be followed up with a jerking motion near your ass and then your mouth with tongue out.
"Dude, that 18 year old just got Jonblaired in the hotel bathroom!"
"Who wants to Jonblair me in the shower?"
"Who wants to Jonblair me in the shower?"
by Mr. SnowboardingPenguin April 30, 2006
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The jonians are invading our sewers!!!!
by Leianna Owens February 17, 2009
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