jilling off

The female equivalent of jacking off

Hey Monique, do you wanna go out with us tonight? Nah girl I'll be too busy jilling off to some porno.

by tender_roni September 18, 2016

Joblivion

The endless process of going to interviews you hate for careers you don't want.

Interviewer: So, tell me a bit about yourself..
You: I am a people person
Interviewer: And how do you think you benifit the company?
You: I am a people person.
Interviewer: I see, so tell me why exactly you want to work for Macgyver's Shit Sandwiches, Sandwiches Made Of Authentic Human Shit?
You: FUCK

This is Joblivion

by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

Jillian

The most quirky, bubbly person to roam this earth. Jillian is adorable and the best friend in the world. She will always have your back no matter what. She always has a pun ready or a quote from a book/ movie. You can always catch her singing. She has a great sense of humor and will sometimes tease you, but she's just telling you that she loves you. She has a lot of sarcasm, but that just adds to her awesome personality. If you have a Jillian, cherish her.

Person one: Does Jillian ever stop singing?!
Person two: Don't let her here you say that or else she'll tell you puns till you die!

by YourFriend1498 June 25, 2018

jillian michaels

the trainer from the biggest loser and one of the toughest scariest people in the known universe.....

contestant : I WANNA QUIT!!!
Jillian michaels: NEVER!!!!!! (turns into the hulk)

by whatever 45 March 26, 2010

jilling

female masturbation

the female equivalent of jacking off is jilling off.

Example: I was bored at home, and my boyfriend was out of town, so I started jilling off.

by goodvibration December 8, 2007

Jillian Michaels

jillian michaels came to fame as america's toughest trainer on the hugely popular weight loss show, the biggest loser. she rose up from her humble beginning as an unhealthy kid.

she has now launched best selling books (such as mastering your metabolism), iphone apps, podcasts (from her radio show) and a new tv show, losing it with jillian.

she's 5'2".

jillian michaels has inspired me to get off the ranch dressing, and onto the treadmill.

by procrastination! June 14, 2010

jelling

To be exaggeratedly lying, humorously.

Frez told me he doesn't like to eat vagina. Of course he was jelling !

by MaceyFace435 January 19, 2017