Double-Jointed Asshole

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.

Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.

by pvc1983 October 8, 2022

got jinned

To be beaten in a sound fashion, in a violent way. Stems from the game character Jin Kazama who is the cheapest character in Tekken 4.

"Did you see that? That nigga got JINNED!"

"He got jinned!"

by K-Slash August 29, 2005

Joined the choir invisible

another term used to describe someone who's died, as first used in the "dead parrot" sketch of Monty Python.

He's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible

by Co-stanza August 31, 2010

Double Jointed

A sex position consisting of boy on bottom and girl riding on top - both the boy and girl are smoking a joint thus, Double Jointed.

"i seriously can't wait to try Double Jointed with him"

"dude ya, it's sooo great getting high and having sex AT THE SAME TIME!"

by stonermike420breh August 3, 2011

Jonned

When you're laying there reading a novel, and a man comes up to you with an erection, forcing such erection in and out of your mouth in a thrusting-like motion.

I was winding down with a John Grisham novel and was Jonned halfway through chapter 9.

by 1800vagbags September 14, 2016

Jointed

The act of smoking joints or rather, of reaping the benefits of smoking joints.

Person 1: what are you up to this fine Sunday evening?

Person 2: got two assignments due tomorrow.....lets get JOINTED!

by Aren-James May 30, 2006

Double-Jointed

A smoking circle in which two joints are in rotation.

I bought some rolling papers last night, had friends over and made a double-jointed circle.

by Pantheon__ October 12, 2011