Jortoguega!

excited to the point of stupidity usually used in a situation where the excitement is unnecessary, looked down upon or contradictory to the views of the majority.

Zaq: hey Greg wanna do some weed?
Greg: Jortoguega!

Zaq: chill the fuck out its just weed.

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 27, 2018

Johnothon

A name misspelled by the host of The Buddhism Hotline, Wesley Hills

Ok mike whats a cuck? Johnothon needs to know!

by blskvn June 21, 2018

Joytoy

(n.) a prostitute

I used to be a joytoy.

by Us Cracks January 3, 2021

joton

Spanish slang which means "big gay" or "great gay".

Look at that joton, unmistakably gay.

by The1Dude. October 12, 2007

Yinling of Joytoy

Yinling (垠凌)Known as Yinling of Joytoy (インリン・オブ・ジョイトイ) when she appears on TV. She began modelling at 16, and started working with photographer Hiraokanovsky Kuratachenko at 19. Although never posing completely nude, she does often pose provocatively and scantily dressed. Much of her work is politically themed, often infused with symbols and references to communism and the Soviet Union. She often appears in Japanese men's magazines such as Sabra, and has appeared in photos and films of herself near-nude and mock-masturbating near Tiananmen Square in Beijing as well as in various locales around China.
Birth February 15, 1978
Height: 5' 4"
Measurements: 34-22-33 1.

1. Did you see Yinling of Joytoy in the promotion Hustle?

by SoHumHallelujah April 21, 2009

Johomo

1. Jo is homo.
2. Another word for lesbian.
3. Especially popular in the Yay Area

1. - Josh dawg, you don't gotta suck so much cock
- Johomo foo.
2. - Holy shit, did you see those 2 chicks in the corner
- Yeah those were a couple sexy johomos.

by Arshir Kabazory January 19, 2009

johntom

(verb)
1. to blitzkrieg the enemy with loads of facts and figures;
2. to relentlessly and deliberately confuse with obscure academic topics that have been meticulously researched;
3. to use flashcards as a primary means of communication.

I totally johntommed (alternately: did a johntom to) everyone at that meeting last night with my lecture about the Chinese refinancing American foreign debt in yuans!

by diplo85 September 22, 2008