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Ejaculate on the belly of your sexual partner take a mixture of corn starch and flour sprinkle it on her belly where you ejaculated and make dough. (Have fun)
Watch me make some special dough and papa john's that hoe.
by D I double z I e October 23, 2007
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This is a phrase made as a response that can be said in rebuttal to a stupid comment about something that is completely untrue. It's purpose is to sarcastically add on to the other person's fib with another lie to go with it, showing them how they are incorrect. This particular phrase is derived from the fact that Elton John is gay, and therefore saying this would mean you are lying.
RJ: Bush is a warmonger!
Ryan (Me): yeah...and Elton John's Straight!

The Kentucky Yankee, proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.
by The Kentucky Yankee June 11, 2006
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St. John's College

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St. John's college is one of the oldest colleges in the United States. The college has two campuses, on in Maryland and one located in Arizona. The college is famous for it's Great Books curriculum and it's emphasis on the liberal arts. Also, everyone does the exact same major and no one at the college seems to think that's weird.

Students at St. John's at called johnnies and they do not have professors. Instead they have tutors. A St. John's tutor is normally very much like a St. John's student; highly intellectual, quirky, eccentric and either a pot smoker, a regular smoker or a drinker.

Basically if you go to this school you really love old books about old dead people and are the epitome of the intellectual. You probably like tea and mythology too.

St. John's has no test, just oral examinations.

A large percentage of students from St. John's are also admitted to grad school. The ones who do not attend grad school try and find jobs with their liberals arts degrees. So they join the peace corps and shit like that. Or just marry another Johnnie.

If you want to attend St. John's, keep in mind that although they have very high averages for test scores and the like, the admissions committee basically admits you on your essays alone. Everything is secondary.
"Hey, you go to St. John's College?"
"Yeah."
"You like it?"
"Well...like is a relative term...but assuming you're using the same definition I am, which here we shall say means looking fondly upon my experience as a student up until this point, yes."
"Uhm, what are you talking about?"
*gives dirty look*

Girl Jonnie: Hey! Wanna talk about books!"
Boy Jonnie: YES I LOVE THEM
Girl Jonnie: Socrates or Nabakov?
Boy Jonnie: I have an erection
by Sillysillygirl April 11, 2010
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Elton John’s surprise

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Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face
I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday
by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021
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St. John's School

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A private school in Houston, Texas. That is very good and challenging to get into. Besides being very intelligent the kids there tend to be exceptional at Field Hockey, Lacrosse and many other things.
Did you hear St. John's School won the Souther Prepatory Conference for field hockey this year?
by sjs2010 October 4, 2010
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Papa John's

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The worst-ever place to work. They'll pay you minimum wage and schedule you for you 15 hours a week, 8 of which you'll actually get to work. You'll work through the busiest part of the day, and they'll send you home as soon as you get a chance to relax a little. If you're unfortunate enough to get suckered into managing a Papa John's, they'll put you on salary and work you 75 hours a week. (That way they don't have to pay overtime.)

Also the worst-ever place to order pizzas. As a direct result of hating their jobs so much, the employees automatically hate you for ordering from them. They'll do a shitty job on your pie, and even if they drop it or a fly lands in the sauce, they'll still box it and send it to you. And they never, ever wash their hands, even after going to the bathroom. Trust me.
I think my Papa John's pizza had a hair and some dead roaches on it. Yeah, that's definitely a roach.
by Mustapha February 10, 2006
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St. John's University

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The professors are the most knowledgeable, down-to-earth people I have ever met. College professors are different than high-school teachers; professors are interested in you, you as a person. Not only this but they are all willing to help, they want the best for your education, and focus more on how much you can learn instead of the grade they have to give. The man in charge of the Honors Program, Dr. Foreman, has a heart merely to listen to his students, and spread his knowledge to them, and makes sure to leave his door open to any student who needs to talk. The students and professors here are sincerely the greatest are slowly shaping me and my entire education into the person I always pictured myself being.
Where is St. John's University?

NY, NY!
by gerby845 November 20, 2012
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