Jodie

Jodie Is a slang word in jails and prisons it's when your wife or girlfriend looks to another man to satisfy her needs until you come home.

Jodie been at the house with me just so you know I can't wait 10 years

by @leakeditdotnet August 22, 2016

Jodie

Jodie, is a once in a life time chance. Amazing, she has it all. A face you will never forget, eyes that are blue with a yellow ring like fire around them that make you loose yourself in her beauty. she has an amazing body. No matter how much you say she's beautiful, she wont accept your compliment even though she is a 100% stunner. As well with the looks Jodie's personality doesn't fail to impress. She is very creative and always makes you smile, just by being her self. there is one simple word to describe her, 'PERFECT'. Guaranteed to be the first and last thing on your mind.

WOW! she's so perfect, I bet her name is Jodie.

by Brandy Scott Mclovin August 23, 2012

Joeled

To largely screw up a simple task.

We told her the answer was yo-yo, but she joeled it by writing Lego.

by I'm Embarrassed February 7, 2017

joemex

to look at the sky with your eyes closed while sitting on the toilet cutting your toenails and pointin them east

i joemexed while watching desperate housewives

by shaztoooooodaaaaamaaaazwiilllz March 24, 2010

joeissuchahoar

the term for anyone who believes the word whore is spelt hoar

origin: in a mass movement on Facebook as a result of a boy spelling hoar incorrectly, the movement resulted in people posting #joeissuchahoar on said boy's timeline in a bid to raise money for charity. For each person that posted, a pound was donated to a local charity. It has resulted in the term joeissuchahoar being used to refer to anyone who mis-spells whore as hoar. Hoar actually refers to the adjective for a whitish-grey colour.

Person a: You know that guy spelt hoar instead of whore?
Person b: Haha what a joeissuchahoar

by Beri64 November 3, 2012

Joeedcfc

Joeedcfc is a twitter virgin that often likes to delete his tweets as they are shit and no one cares what he has to say

‘Hey have you seen Joeedcfc’s new tweet’
‘Nah he deleted it g’

by dontlikestanislas June 2, 2021

joebell

A very mature person who always thinks first before he acts. He is serious but he can also throw some jokes too. Joebell is a selfless person especially to his love ones. He is tough but deep inside, he's actually soft hearted person. You gotta be so special before you'll experience it.

Person 1: Joebell is hella smart on his own way!

by Joeshan June 7, 2021